YOUR GOVERNMENT AT WORK

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a
North Carolina mountain man, was
drafted by the Army.
On his first day in basic training, the
Army issued him a comb.
That afternoon the Army barber shaved off
all his hair. On his second day, the Army
issued Herman a toothbrush.
That afternoon the Army dentist yanked
seven of his teeth.
On the third day, the Army issued him a
jock strap.
The Army has been looking for Herman
for 51 years.
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