LITTLE GIRL IN THE GARDEN

A father watched his young daughter playing
in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how
sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed
in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the
wonders of nature.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the
ground. He went over to her to see what work
of God had captured her attention. He noticed
she was looking at two spiders mating.
'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?'
she asked.
'They're mating,' her father replied.
'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.
'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.
'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the
little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute
and innocent question he replied
'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought
for a moment, then took her foot and stomped
them flat, saying
'Well, we're not having any of that Brokeback
Mountain shit in OUR garden!!'
Brings a tear to your eye... doesn't it?
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