WHAT PROBLEM??

Everyone concentrates on the problems we're
having in this country lately:
illegal immigration, hurricane recovery,
alligators attacking people.
Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the
problems. It's a win-win situation.
Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the
level of the levies.
Put the Florida alligators in the moat along
the Mexican border.
Any other problems you would like for me
to solve today?
Yes! Think about these:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
C O W S
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it
amazing that during the mad cow epidemic
our government could track a single cow,
born in Canada almost three years ago,
right to the stall where she slept in the
state of Washington?
And, they tracked her calves to their stalls.
But they are unable to locate 11 million
illegal aliens wandering around our country!!
Maybe we should give each of them a cow?
T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N
They keep talking about drafting a
Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give
them ours? It was written by a lot of really
smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years,
and WE'RE not using it anymore....
T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S
The real reason that we can't have the
Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse
is very simple:
You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,'
'Thou Shalt Not CommitAdultery,'
and 'Thou Shalt Not Lie' in a building
full of lawyers, judges and politicians.....
it creates a hostile work environment!!
PART OF THE PROBLEM
Also, think about this: If you don't want
to forward this for fear of offending
someone - YOU ARE PART OF THE
PROBLEM!
Isn't it time for America to speak up?
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