ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL

Barrack Obama's Campaign Worker Near
Fredericksburg , Texas
There is a large German-speaking population,
and a farmer was walking down a country
road and notices a man drinking from his
pond, with his hand.
The Amish farmer shouts: 'Trink das wasser
nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.'
Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the
cows have shit in it.'
The man shouts back: 'I'm from New York
and just down here campaigning for Obama,
I can't understand you. Please speak in
English.'
The Amish man says:
'Use two hands, you'll get more!!'
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