WALKING EAGLE

WALKING EAGLE
'Walking Eagle' Senator BARACK OBAMA
was invited to address a major gathering of
the American Indian Nation two weeks ago
in upstate New York. He spoke for almost
an hour on his future plans for increasing
every Native American's present standard
of living, should he one day become the
President. He referred to his career as a
Senator, how he had signed 'YES' for every
Indian issue that came to his desk for
approval. Although the Senator was vague
on the details of his plan, he seemed most
enthusiastic about his future ideas for
helping his 'red sisters and brothers'.
At the conclusion of his speech, the
Tribes presented the Senator with a
plaque inscribed with his new Indian
name - "Walking Eagle".
The proud Senator then departed in his
motorcade, waving to the crowds.
A news reporter later inquired to the
group of chiefs of how they came to select
the new name given to the Senator.
They explained that "Walking Eagle"
is the name given to a bird so full of shit
it can no longer fly!!
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