PATRIOTIC DUTY

As you may already know, it is a sin for
a Muslim male to see any woman other
than his wife naked. He must commit
suicide if he does. So next Saturday at
4 PM Eastern Time, all American women
are asked to walk out of their house
completely naked to help weed out any
neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is
recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position
themselves in lawn chairs in front of
their house to prove they are not Muslims,
and to demonstrate they think it's okay
to see nude women other than their wife,
and to show support for all American women.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol,
a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof
of your anti-terrorist sentiment.
The American government appreciates your
efforts to root out terrorists and applauds
your participation in this anti-terrorist
activity. God Bless America!!
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.
If you don't send this to at least 5 people
you're a terrorist sympathizing lily-livered
coward and are in the position of posing
a national threat!!
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