RUNNING MATES

~ ~ HOT OFF THE PRESS ~ ~

BARRACK OBAMA HAS CHOSEN HIS RUNNING MATE.
IT WAS ANNOUNCED TODAY THAT HE HAS SELECTED
SYLVESTER STALLONE AS HIS CHOICE FOR
VICE PRESIDENT.

THEY WILL RUN AS "SAMBO AND RAMBO".

ALSO, HEARD THAT NANCY PELOSI IS GOING TO
BE SECRETARY OF STATE, SO IT WILL BE --
"SAMBO, RAMBO, AND BIMBO"!!

If you are not laughing now, there may be no hope for you.
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