CONVENTION SCHEDULE

Agenda for the 2008 Democratic
National Convention
(Just Released)

7:00 pm Opening flag burning
7:15 pm Pledge of Allegiance - (in Spanish)
7:20 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:25 pm Non-religious prayer and worship
with Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton
7:45 pm Ceremonial tree hugging
7:55 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:00 pm How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore
8:15 pm Gay Wedding - Barney Frank presiding
8:35 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:40 pm Our Troops are War Criminals -
John Kerry
9.00 pm Saddam Memorial Rally - Cindy
Sheehan and Susan Sarandon
11.00 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:05 pm Collection for the Osama Bin Laden
kidney transplant fund - Barbara Streisand
11:15 pm Free the Freedom Fighters from
Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn
11:30 pm Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson
Clinton
11:45 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:50 pm How George Bush Brought Down
the World Trade Towers - Howard Dean
& Rosie O'Donnell
12:15 am "Truth in Broadcasting Award" -
Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore
12:25 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:30 am Satellite address by Mahmoud
Ahmadinejad
12:45 am V-P Nomination by Nancy Pelosi
12:50 am Speech and toast by Hugo Chavez
to the departure of "the Great Satan",
G.'W.' Bush
12:55 am Hillary proposes a toast to our 89
million new Democratic Mexican voters
1:00 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast to
the extinction of the Republican Party.
1:05 am Coronation of B.H.O. with his hand
on the Koran
1:30 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast,
what a surprise!
1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to
drive Hillary home.
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