WALKING EAGLE

WALKING EAGLE
Whether you are a Democrat or a Republican, you
might enjoy reading this -- 'Walking Eagle'.

Senator BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a
major gathering of the American Indian Nation two
weeks ago in upstate New York. He spoke for almost
an hour on his future plans for increasing every Native
American's present standard of living, should he one
day become the President.
He referred to his career as a Senator, how he had
signed 'YES' for every Indian issue that came to his
desk for approval. Although the Senator was vague on
the details of his plan, he seemed most enthusiastic
about his future ideas for helping his 'red sisters and
brothers'. At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes
presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with
his new Indian name - "Walking Eagle". The proud
Senator then departed in his motorcade, waving to
the crowds.
A news reporter later inquired to the group of Chiefs
of how they came to select the new name given to the
Senator. They explained that "Walking Eagle" is the
name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly!!
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