IT'S THE ACCENT....

Dick Cheney and George W. Bush are having
breakfast at the White House.
The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he
would like, and he replies, 'I'd like a bowl of
oatmeal and some fruit.'
'And what can I get for you, Mr. President?'
she asked.
George W. looks up from his menu and replies
with his trademark wink and slight grin,
'How about a quickie this morning?'
'Why, Mr. President!' the waitress exclaims,
'how rude! You're starting to act like
President Clinton.' and the waitress storms away.
Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers....
'It's pronounced 'quiche!!'
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