THE NEW PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY

The GEORGE W. BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY
is now in the planning stages, and the Library
will include:
01. The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room,
which no one has yet been able to find.
02. The Hurricane Katrina Room , which is still
under construction.
03. The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't
be able to remember anything.
04. The Texas Air National Guard Room, where
you don't even have to show up.
05. The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they
don't let you in.
06. The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they
don't let you out.
07. The National Debt Room, which is huge
and has no ceiling.
08. The Tax Cut Room, with entry restricted
only to the wealthy.
09. The Airport Men's Room, where you can
meet some of your favorite Republican
Senators.
10. The Economy Room, which is in the toilet.
11. The Iraq War Room, after you complete
your first tour, they make you to go back for
a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.
12. The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous
undisclosed location, complete with shotgun
gallery.
13. The Environmental Conservation Room,
still empty, but very warm.
14. The Supreme Court Gift Shop, where you
can buy an election.
15. The Decider Room, complete with dart
board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice,
coins, and straws.
Additionally, the museum will have an
electron microscope to help you locate the
President's accomplishments.
Admission: Republicans - free:
Democrats - $1000 or 3 Euros.
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