THE OIL CRISES

A lot of folks can't understand how we came
to have an oil shortage here in our country.

Well, there's a very simple answer....
Nobody bothered to check the oil.

We just didn't know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical.
OUR OIL is located in ~~~Alaska ~~~California
~~~Coastal Florida~~~ Coastal Louisiana and Texas.
BUT OUR DIPSTICKS are located inWashington , DC!!!!
Any Questions?
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