IOWA PLANS

The important question here is:
Why are those dumb Iowans out there rolling up
their sleeves and rebuilding their own towns?
That’s just gonna make some of those politicians
upset!! :-)

Where are all of the Hollywood celebrities holding
telethons asking for help in restoring Iowa and helping
the folks affected by the floods?
Where is all the media asking the tough questions
about why the federal government hasn't solved the
problem?
Asking where the FEMA trucks (and trailers) are?
Why isn't the Federal Government relocating Iowa
people to free hotels in Chicago ?
When will Spike Lee say that the Federal Government
blew up the levees that failed in Des Moines?
Where are Sean Penn, the Dixie Chicks, Susan Sarandan,
Alec Baldwin, and Baa Baa Striesand???
Where are all the looters stealing high-end tennis shoes
and big screen television sets?
When will we hear Governor Chet Culver say that he
wants to rebuild a "vanilla" Iowa , because that's the
way God wants it?
Where is the hysterical 24/7 media coverage complete
with reports of cannibalism?
Where are the people declaring that George Bush hates
white, rural people?
How come in 2 weeks, you will never hear about the
Iowa flooding ever again? (Well, HAVE you?)
Where are the debit cards for Iowans?#####