SNOW WHITE

Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs
(A Political Fable)
The seven dwarfs always left to go work
in the mine early each morning. As always,
Snow White stayed home doing her
domestic chores. As lunchtime approached,
she would prepare their lunch and carry it
to the mine. One day as she arrived at the mine
with the lunch, she saw that there had been a
terrible cave-in!
Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White
began calling out, hoping against hope that the
dwarfs had somehow survived. 'Hello!...Hello!'
she shouted. 'Can anyone hear me? Hello!'
For a long while, there was no answer.
Losing hope, Snow White again shouted,
'Hello! Is anyone down there?'
Just as she was about to give up all hope, she
heard a faint voice from deep within the mine,
singing . . ... 'Vote for John McCain! - Vote for
John McCain!'
Snow White fell to her knees, crossed herself
and prayed, 'Oh, thank you, God! At least
Dopey is still alive!!
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