SURGEONS AND PATIENTS

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who
makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see
accountants on my operating table because when
you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'
The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but
ou should try electricians! Everything inside them
is color coded.'
The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, 'No, I really
think librarians are the best, everything inside them
is in alphabetical order.'
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in:
'You know, I like construction workers... Those
guys always understand when you have a few parts
left over.'
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington DC, shut
them all up when he observed:
'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to
operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls,
no brains, and no spine. And the head and the
ass are interchangeable!!'
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