SAVING THE AIRLINES

HOW to SAVE the AIRLINES
Dump the male flight attendants.
No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants
with good-looking strippers! What the
hell -- they don't even serve food anymore,
so what's the loss? The strippers would at
least triple the alcohol sales and get a
'party atmosphere' going in the cabin.
And, of course, every businessman in this
country would start flying again, hoping to
see naked women. Because of the tips, female
flight attendants wouldn't need a salary,
thus saving even more money. I suspect tips
would be so good that we could charge the
women for working the plane and have them
kick back 20% of the tips, with the lap dances
and other 'special services'.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for
fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would
come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry
would see record revenues. This is definitely a
win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden
opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush think of this?
Why do I still have to do everything myself???
Sincerely, Bill Clinton
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