WHY I'M VOTING FOR THE DEMOCRATS

I've finally made up my mind on this
November's election. I don't know why it
has taken this long. It was right in front of
me!!!
I'm voting for Democrats because I believe
the government will do a better job of
spending the money I earn than I would.
I'm voting Democratic because freedom
of speech is fine as long as nobody is
offended by it.
I'm voting Democratic because when we pull
out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop
what they're doing because they now think
we're good people.
I'm voting Democratic because I believe that
people who can't tell us if it will rain on
friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will
melt away in ten years if I don't start driving
a Prius.
I'm voting Democratic because I'm not
concerned about the slaughter of millions of
babies so long as we keep all death row
inmates alive.
I'm voting Democratic because I believe
that business should not be allowed to make
profits for themselves. They need to break
even and give the rest away to the
government for redistribution as THEY
see fit.
I'm voting Democratic because I believe
three or four pointy-headed elitist liberals
need to re-write the Constitution every few
days to suit some fringe kooks who would
NEVER get their agendas past the voters.
I'm voting Democratic because I believe
that when the terrorists don't have to hide
from us over there, when they come over
here I don't want to have any guns in the
house to fight them off with.
I'm voting Democratic because I believe
oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon
of gas are obscene but the government
taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
Makes you wonder why anyone would
EVER vote for any other party, doesn't it??
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