THE LIE CLOCK

A man died and went to heaven. As he
stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly
Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind
him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie the hands on your
clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have
never moved, indicating that she never
told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man". And whose
clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham
Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
twice, telling us that Abe told only two
lies in his entire life."
"Where's President Bush's clock?" asked
the man.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's
using it as a ceiling fan!!"
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