Like OMG, your stupid....

(be SURE to read the last line.... LOL)

Like, OMG, You’re Stupid
COLLEGE, LOUISIANA , USA
(I’m a desk assistant at a college dorm. One day,
these two giggly freshman girls come up to me.)
Girl #1: “Ummm… can we, like, borrow your phonebook?”
Me: “Sure thing.”
Girl #1: *flips through the book, looking completely
dumbfounded*
Me: “Need help finding something?”
Girl #2: *whispers* “Jason’s is under ‘J’.”
Girl #1: *whispers back* “I know, but sometimes I
forget the alphabet…”
Girl #2: “OmiGAWD me too!” *giggle giggle*
(I grab the phonebook and look up their listing.)
Me: “Here–Jason’s.”
Girl #1: “Oh my GAWD thank you! They should really
have a college course for, like, phone books!
I’m not from this town, so, ya know.....
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