DISTRESSED SOLDIER

UNCLASSIFIED
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath
he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your
skirt. I'll explain later.'
The nun agreed. A moment later two
Military Police ran up and asked, Sister,
have you seen a soldier?'
The nun replied, 'He went that way.'
After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled
out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't
thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't
want to go to Iraq ...'
The nun said, 'I understand completely.'
The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but
you have a great pair of legs!'
The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little
higher, you would have seen agreat pair
of balls too.... I don't want to go to Iraq either!!'
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