PARKING TICKET STORY

Maybe we should all try things like this!!
The other day I went downtown to run a few
errands. I went into the local coffee shop for
a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes.
When I came out, there was this cop writing
out a parking ticket.
I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about
giving a retired person a break?'
He ignored me and continued writing the
ticket. His insensitivity annoyed me, so I
called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and then
wrote out another ticket for having worn tires.
So I proceeded to call him 'doughnut eating
Gestapo.' He finished the second ticket and
put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him
a moron in blue. This went on for about 20
minutes. The more I talked back to him the
more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't really care. I came
downtown on the bus. The car that he was
putting the tickets on had one of those
bumper stickers that said, "McCain in '08".
I try to have a little fun each day now that
I'm retired. The doctor tells me that it's
important to my health!!
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