BUBBA AND THE GUV'MINT

Down south, Bubba called his attorney and
asked, 'Is it true theys suin' them cigarette
companies fer causing people to git cancer?'
'Yes, Bubba, sure is true,' responded the lawyer.
'And now someone is suin them fast food
restaurants Fer makin them fat and cloggin'
their arteries with all them burgers an fries,
is that true, Mista Lawyer?'
'Sure is, Bubba.'
'And that lady sued McDonalds for millions
when she was gave that hot coffee that she
ordered?'
'Yep.'
'And that football player sued that university
when he gradiated and still couldn't read?'
'That's right,' said the lawyer.'
'But why are you asking?'
'Well, I was thinkin . ..
What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser
fer all them ugly women I slept with?'
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