NOTES FROM HEAVEN

John McCain, Hillary Clinton, and Barack
Obama all die and go to heaven.
God looks down from his throne and asks
McCain, “Do you think you deserve to be
in heaven?”
McCain takes a breath and then replies,
“Well, I think so because I was a great
leader and tried to follow the words in
your Great Book.”
God looks down and then says, “You can
sit to my left side.”
So, McCain takes his seat and then God
asks the same question to Hillary,
“Do you think you deserve to be in
heaven?”
Hillary thinks for a second and then
replies, “I think so because I have been
fighting for the rights of so many people
for so long.”
God again looks down and this time says,
“You can sit to my right side.”
Finally God turns to Barack Obama and
asks, “Do you think you deserve to be in
heaven?”
Obama merely smiles and replies,
“I think you’re in my seat.....”
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