POLICE DO CARE

Body found in the River......
Grass Valley Police Department reports finding a
man's body in the Yuba river just west of the
Edwards Xing Bridge .
The dead man's name will not be released until
his family has been notified. The victim apparently
drowned due to excessive beer consumption.
He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter
belt, a strap-on dildo, and a Republican Tee-shirt.
He also had a cucumber stuffed up his ass.
The police removed the Republican Tee-shirt to
spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.
Police do care!!
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