NEW STRATEGY IN IRAQ

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation
of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the
United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).

These mostly Southern boys will be dropped off
into Iraq and will be given only the following facts
about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
4. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over
by Saturday.
Applications are available at your local
Wal-Mart sporting goods counter.
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