THEY WANTED "CHANGE"

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself
to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and
that our taxes and government fees will increase in a
BIG way.
To compensate for these increases, our prices would have
to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase
our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy,
we will have to lay off six of our employees instead.
This has really been bothering me, since I believe we are
family here and I didn't know how to choose who would
have to go.
So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking
lot and found six Obama bumper stickers on our
Employees' cars and have decided these folks will be
the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to
approach this problem. They voted for change;
I gave it to them.
I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.
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