There was a Pied Piper who said
We live in the greatest country in the world. Help me change it!
And the people said, Change is good!
Then he said, We are going to tax the rich fat-cats,
*And the people said, "Sock it to them!" and redistribute
their wealth.
*And the people said, "Show me the money!"
And then he said, Redistribution of wealth is good for
everybody!
* And Joe the plumber said, "Are you kidding me?"
And Joe's personal records were hacked and publicized.
*And one lone reporter asked, "Isn't that Marxist policy?"
.…And she was banished from the kingdom!
Then someone asked, "With no foreign relations
experience, how will you deal with radical terrorists?"
And the Pied Piper said, Simple. I’ll sit down and talk
with them andshow them how nice we really are and
they will forget that they ever wanted to kill us all!
Then the Pied Piper said, I'll give 95% of you lower taxes.
*And one, lone voice said, "But 40% of us don't pay ANY
taxes!"
So the Pied Piper said, Then I'll give you some of the
taxes the fat-cats pay!
*And the people said, "Show me the money!"
Then the Pied Piper said, I'll tax your Capital Gains
when you sell your homes!
*And the people yawned and the slumping housing
market collapsed.
And he said, I'll mandate employer-funded health
care for EVERY worker and raise the minimum wage.
*And the people said, "Gimme some of that!"
Then he said, I'll penalize employers who ship jobs
overseas.
*And the people said, "Where's my rebate check?"
Then the Pied Piper actually said, I'll bankrupt the
coal industry and electricity rates will skyrocket!
*And the people said, "Coal is dirty, coal is evil,
no more coal! But we don't care for that part about
higher electric rates."
So the Pied Piper said, Not to worry. If your rebate isn't
enough to cover your expenses, we'll bail you out.
Just sign up with ACORN and your troubles are over!
Then he said, illegal immigrants feel scorned and slighted.
Let's grant them amnesty, Social Security, free education,
free lunches, free medical care, bi-lingual signs and
guaranteed housing
*And the people said, "Ole`! Bravo!" And they made him King!
And so it came to pass that employers, facing spiraling
costs and ever-higher taxes, raised their prices and laid
off workers. Others simply gave up and went out of
business and the economy slowed even further.
Then the Pied Piper said, I am the Messiah and I'm
here to save you!
We'll just print more money so everyone will have enough!
But our foreign trading partners said, "Wait a minute.
Your dollar isn't worth what it was. You'll have to pay more."
*And the people said, "Wait a minute. That's not fair!"
And the world said, "Neither are those other, idiotic programs
you've embraced. You've become a Socialist state and a
second-rate power. Now you'll play by our rules!"
*And the people said,
"What have we done?" But it was too late.....
If you think this is a fairy tale, open your eyes
and ears. It's happening RIGHT NOW!!!
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Wednesday, April 15, 2009
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