SCHOOL LESSONS

It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian
student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered
the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some
American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give
me Death'?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar,
who had his handup: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.
'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the
People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?'
Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar.
'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said Chandrasekhar.
The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be
ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country,
knows more about our history than you do.'
She heard a loud whisper: 'F*ck the Indians!'
'Who said that?' she demanded.
Chandrasekhar put his hand up. 'General Custer, 1862.'
At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'
The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who
said that?'
Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the
Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'
Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'
Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand
and shouts to the teacher, 'Bill Clinton, to Monica
Lewinsky, 1997!'
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said
'You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you!
'Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice,
'MichaelJackson to the child witnesses testifying against
him- 2004.'
The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around
the teacher on the floor, someone said,
'Oh shit, we're screwed!'
And Chandrasekhar said quietly, "I think THAT
was the American people, November 4, 2008!!"
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