BIRTHDAY REMINDER

BIRTHDAY REMINDER
This week we celebrate a special birthday.
Monica Lewinsky turned 34. Can you
believe it? It seems like only yesterday she
was crawling around the White House on
her hands and knees, and putting
everything in her mouth.
They grow up so fast ... don't they?
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Like OMG, your stupid....

(be SURE to read the last line.... LOL)

Like, OMG, You’re Stupid
COLLEGE, LOUISIANA , USA
(I’m a desk assistant at a college dorm. One day,
these two giggly freshman girls come up to me.)
Girl #1: “Ummm… can we, like, borrow your phonebook?”
Me: “Sure thing.”
Girl #1: *flips through the book, looking completely
dumbfounded*
Me: “Need help finding something?”
Girl #2: *whispers* “Jason’s is under ‘J’.”
Girl #1: *whispers back* “I know, but sometimes I
forget the alphabet…”
Girl #2: “OmiGAWD me too!” *giggle giggle*
(I grab the phonebook and look up their listing.)
Me: “Here–Jason’s.”
Girl #1: “Oh my GAWD thank you! They should really
have a college course for, like, phone books!
I’m not from this town, so, ya know.....
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WORKING FOR A BETTER AMERICA

Together, we can make this a better
world....

There are less than TWO months until
the election, an election that will decide
the next President of the United States!!
The person elected will be the president of
all Americans, not just the Democrats or
the Republicans.
To show our solidarity as Americans, let’s
all get together and show each other our
support for the candidate of our choice.
It’s time that we all came together,
Democrats and Republicans alike.

In a Bi-Partisan effort for America :

If you support the policies and character
of Barak Obama, please drive with your
headlights on during the day.

If you support John McCain please drive
with your headlights off at night.

Together, we can make it happen!!
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NEWS FROM MINNEAPOLIS

THIS IS A NEWS ITEM from a financial
newsletter i get via e-mail....
very interesting!!

“I live in Minneapolis, just about where you
were partying,” writes a reader, responding to
Tuesday’s issue .
“I was in the Ron Paul parade on Sunday.
I was a volunteer for the RNC, and on our way
there Monday morning, I saw the attack of the
masses on the delegates and the media.
They were screaming to the media that they were
anarchists, but also something else I could
not understand.
“There were people all over, attacking houses,
breaking the windows of buses with people inside,
destroying the wheels of cars and buses and
destroying private property. I saw people with
guns, wearing masks and throwing Molotov
cocktails and some kind of gas to the police
and the delegates. The police lost control.
“Of course, the Star Tribune of Minneapolis
avoids printing most details. I suppose they do
not want the bad press about the animals that
live here.
Some of delegates and we the volunteers were
really afraid.
“I see rage here every day. I see a lot of violence
in the streets, but it is different when it is a mob,
when people with criminal instincts have the
license to prey on people who have a different
way of seeing things. Yesterday, I realized that
we are not living in a democracy, but in a lunatic
sphere somewhere in the universe where the
lunatic members of this place have a right to
prey and do anything they want to.
Where is the democracy? Where is the right of
a person to believe in something? What I saw
yesterday is only a small example of what is
going to come.”
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LITTLE MARY

I asked my friends' little girl what she
wanted to be when she grows up.
She said she wanted to be President
some day.
Both of her parents (liberal Democrats)
were standing there, so I asked her,
'If you were President, what would be
the first thing you would do?'
She replied, 'I'd give houses to all the
homeless people!'
'Wow...what a worthy goal.' I told her,
'You don't have to wait until you're
President to help the homeless. You
can come over to my house and mow,
pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and
I'll pay you $50.
Then I'll take you over to the grocery
store where that homeless guy hangs
out, and you can give him the $50 to
use toward a new house.'
She thought that over for a few seconds
while her mom glared at me. Then she
looked me straight in the eye and asked,
'Why doesn't the homeless guy come
over and do the work, and you can pay
him the $50?'
I said, 'Welcome to the Republican
Party!!'
Her folks still aren't talking to me.
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EXPLAINING WASHINGTON, D.C. - -

A Washington , DC airport ticket agent offers some
examples of why our country is in trouble!!
(and as a former railroad and airline reservations
clerk (top 10 in sales!!) i can tell you that all of these
stories are very very true!!

1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for
an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn't get messed
up by being near the window. (On an airplane!!)

2. I got a call from a candidate's staffer, who wanted
to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of
the flight and the passport information, and then
she interrupted me with, 'I'm not trying to make
you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts.
'Without trying to make her look stupid, I calmly
explained, 'Cape Cod is in Massachusetts ,
Capetown is in Africa.' Her response - click.

3. A senior Vermont Congressman called, furious
about a Florida package we did. I asked what was
wrong with the vacation in Orlando .
He said he was expecting an ocean-view room.
I tried to explain that's not possible, since Orlando
is in the middle of the state.
He replied,'Don't lie to me, I looked on the map
and Florida is a very thin state!'

4. I got a call from a lawmaker's wife who asked,
Is it possible to see England from Canada ?'
I said, 'No.' She said, 'But they look so close on
the map.'

5. An aide for a cabinet member once called and
asked if he could rent a car in Dallas . When I
pulled up the reservation, I noticed he had only
a 1-hour layover in Dallas. When I asked him
why he wanted to rent a car, he said,
'I heard Dallas was a big airport, and we will
need a car to drive between gates to save time.'

6. An Illinois Congresswoman called last week.
She needed to know how it was possible that
her flight from Detroit left at 8:30 am and got
to Chicago at 8:33 am. I explained that Michigan
was an hour ahead of Illinois , but she couldn't
understand the concept of time zones. Finally,
I told her the plane went fast, and she bought that.

7. A New York lawmaker called and asked,
'Do airlines put your physical description on your
bag so they know whose luggage belongs to
whom?'
I said, 'No, why do you ask?'
She replied, 'Well, when I checked in with
the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that
said "FAT", and I'm overweight.I think that's
very rude.'
After putting her on hold for a minute while
I looked into it (I was laughing), I came back
and explained the city code for Fresno, CA is
"FAT" - Fresno Air Terminal, and the airline
was just putting a destination tag on her
luggage. (oh that is priceless!!)

8. A Senator's aide called to inquire about a
trip package to Hawaii ...After going over all
the cost info, she asked, 'Would it be cheaper
to fly to California , and then take the train
to Hawaii ?'

9. I just got off the phone with a freshman
Congressman who asked, 'How do I know
which plane to get on?'
I asked him what exactly he meant, to which
he replied, 'I was told my flight number is
823, but none of these planes have numbers
on them.'

10. A lady Senator called and said, 'I need to
fly to Pepsi-Cola, Florida . Do I have to get
on one of those little computer planes?'
I asked if she meant fly to Pensacola, Fl.
on a commuter plane.
She said, 'Yeah,whatever, smarty!'

11. A senior Senator called and had a question
about the documents he needed in order to
fly to China . After a lengthy discussion
about passports, I reminded him that he
needed a visa.
'Oh, no I don't!! I've been to China many
times and never had to have one of those.'
I double-checked and sure enough, he
required a visa. When I told him this he said,
'Look, I've been to China four times and
every time they have accepted my American
Express!'

12. A New Mexico Congresswoman called
to make reservations, 'I want to go from
Chicago to Rhino, New York.'
I was at a loss for words. Finally, I said,
'Are you sure that's the name of the town?'
'Yes,what flights do you have?' replied the
lady. After some searching, I came back with,
'I'm sorry ma'am, I've looked up every airport
code inthe country and can't find a Rhino
anywhere.' The lady retorted, 'Oh,don't be
silly! Everyone knows where it is. Check your
map!' So I scoured a map of the state of
New York and finally offered,
'You don't mean Buffalo , do you?'
The reply? 'Whatever! I knew it was a big animal!!'

Now you know why the Government is in the
shape that it's in!!
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WELL.... NOT EXACTLY

Obama's Not Exactlys:
1.) Selma March Got Me Born - NOT EXACTLY, your parents felt safe enough to have you in 1961 - Selma had no effect on your birth, as Selma was in 1965. (Google'Obama Selma ' for his full March 4, 2007 speech and articles a bout its various untruths.)
2.) Father Was A Goat Herder - NOT EXACTLY, he was a privileged, well educated youth, who went on to work with the Kenyan Government.
3.) Father Was A Proud Freedom Fighter - NOT EXACTLY, he was part of one of the most corrupt and violent governments Kenya has ever had.
4.) My Family Has Strong Ties To African Freedom - NOT EXACTLY, your cousin Raila Odinga has created mass violence in attempting to overturn a legitimate election in 2007, in Kenya . It is the first widespread violence in decades. The current government is pro-American but Odinga wants to overthrow it and establish Muslim Sharia law. Your half-brother, Abongo Oba ma, is Odinga's follower. You interrupted your New Hampshire campaigning to speak to Odinga on the phone. Check out the following link for verification of that....and for more.
Obama's cousin Odinga in Kenya ran for president and tried to get Sharia Muslim law in place there. When Odinga lost the elections, his followers have burned Christians' homes and then burned men, women and children alive in a Christian church where they took shelter.. Obama SUPPORTED his cousin before the election process here started. Google Obama and Odinga and see what you get. No one wants to know the truth.
5.) My Grandmother Has Always Been A Christian - NOT EXACTLY, she does her daily Salat prayers at 5am according to her own interviews. Not to mention, Christianity wouldn't allow her to have been one of 14 wives to 1 man.
6.) My Name is African Swahili - NOT EXACTLY, your name is Arabic and 'Baraka' (from which Barack came) means 'blessed' in that language. Hussein is also Arabic and so is Obama.
Barack Hussein Obama is not half black. If elected, he would be the first Arab-American President, not the first black President. Barack Hussein Obama is 50% Caucasian from his mother's side and 43.75% Arabic and 6.25% African Negro from his father's side. While Barack Hussein Obama's father was from Kenya , his father's family was mainly Arabs.. Barack Hussein Obama's father was only 12.5% African Negro and 87.5% Arab (his father's birth certificate even states he's Arab, not African Negro). From....and for more....go to.....
http://www.arcadeathome.com/newsboy.phtml?Barack_Hussein_Obama_-_Arab-American,_only_6.25%25_African
7.) I Never Practiced Islam - NOT EXACTLY, you practiced it daily at school, where you were registered as a Muslim and kept that faith for 31 years, until your wife made you change, so you could run for office.
4-3-08 Article 'Obama was 'quite religious in Islam http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=60559
8.) My School In Indonesia Was Christian - NOT EXACTLY, you were registered as Muslim there and got in trouble in Koranic Studies for making faces (check your own book).
February 28, 2008. Kristoff from the New York Times a year ago: Mr. Obama recalled the opening lines of the Arabic call to prayer, reciting them with a first-rate accent. In a remark that seemed delightfully uncalculated (it'll give Alabama voters heart attacks), Mr. Obama described the call to prayer as 'one of the prettiest sounds on Earth at sunset.' This is just one example of what Pamela is talking about when she says 'Obama's narrative is being altered, enhanced and manipulated to whitewash troubling facts.'
9.) I Was Fluent In Indonesian - NOT EXACTLY, not one teacher says you could speak the language.
10.) Because I Lived In Indonesia , I Have More Foreign Experience - NOT EXACTLY, you were there from the ages of 6 to 10, and couldn't even speak the language. What did you learn except how to study the Koran and watch cartoons.
11.) I Am Stronger On Foreign Affairs - NOT EXACTLY, except for Africa (surprise) and the Middle East (bigger surprise), you have never been anywhere else on the planet and thus have NO experience with our closest allies.
12.) I Blame My Early Drug Use On Ethnic Confusion - NOT EXACTLY, you were quite content in high school to be Barry Obama, no mention of Kenya and no mention of struggle to identify - your classmates said you were just fine
13.)An Ebony Article Moved Me To Run For Office - NOT EXACTLY, Ebony has yet to find the article you mention in your book. It doesn't, and never did, exist.
14.) A Life Magazine Article Changed My Outlook On Life - NOT EXACTLY, Life has yet to find the article you mention in your book. It doesn't, and never did, exist.
15.) I Won't Run On A National Ticket In '08 - NOT EXACTLY, here you are, despite saying, live on TV, that you would not have enough experience by then, and you are all about having experience first.
16.) Voting 'Present' is Common In Illinois Senate - NOT EXACTLY, they are common for YOU, but not many others have 130 NO VOTES.
17.) Oops, I Misvoted - NOT EXACTLY, only when caught by church groups and Democrats, did you beg to change your misvote.
18.) I Was A Professor Of Law - NOT EXACTLY, you were a senior lecturer ON LEAVE.
19.) I Was A Constitutional Lawyer - NOT EXACTLY, you were a senior lecturer ON LEAVE.
20.) Without Me, There Would Be No Ethics Bill - NOT EXACTLY, you didn't write it, introduce it, change it or create it.
21.) The Ethics Bill Was Hard To Pass - NOT EXACTLY, it took just 14 days from start to finish.
22.) I Wrote A Tough Nuclear Bill - NOT EXACTLY, your bill was rejected by your own party for its pandering and lack of all regulation - mainly because of your Nuclear donor, Exelon, from which David Axelrod came.
23.) I Have Released My State Records - NOT EXACTLY, as of March, 2008, state bills you sponsored or voted for have yet to be released, exposing all the special interests pork hidden within.
24.) I Took On The Asbestos Altgeld Gardens Mess - NOT EXACTLY, you were part of a large group of people who remedied Altgeld Gardens . You failed to mention anyone else but yourself, in your books.
25.) My Economics Bill Will Help America - NOT EXACTLY, your 111 economic policies were just combined into a proposal which lost 99-0, and even YOU voted against your own bill.
26.) I Have Been A Bold Leader In Illinois - NOT EXACTLY, even your own supporters claim to have not seen BOLD action on your part.
27.) I Passed 26 Of My Own Bills In One Year - NOT EXACTLY, they were not YOUR bills, but rather handed to you, after their creation by a fellow Senator, to assist you in a future bid for higher office.
28.) No One on my campaign contacted Canada about NAFTA - NOT EXACTLY, the Canadian Government issued the names and a memo of the conversation your campaign had with them.
29.) I Am Tough On Terrorism - NOT EXACTLY, you missed the Iran Resolution vote on terrorism and your good friend Ali Abunimah supports the destruction off Israel ..
30.) I Want All Votes To Count - NOT EXACTLY, you said let the delegates decide.
31.) I Want Americans To Decide - NOT EXACTLY, you prefer caucuses that limit the vote, confuse the voters, force a public vote, and only operate during small windows of time.
32.) I passed 900 Bills in the State Senate - NOT EXACTLY, you passed 26, most of which you didn't write yourself.
33.) I Believe In Fairness, Not Tactics - NOT EXACTLY, you used tactics to eliminate Alice Palmer from running against you.
34.) I Don't Take PAC Money - NOT EXACTLY, you take loads of it.
35.) I don't Have Lobbysists - NOT EXACTLY, you have over 47 lobbyists, and counting.
36.) My Campaign Had Nothing To Do With The 1984 Ad - NOT EXACTLY, your own campaign worker made the ad on his Apple in one afternoon.
37.) I Have Always Been Against Iraq - NOT EXACTLY, you weren't in office to vote against it AND you have voted to fund it every single time.
38.) I Have Always Supported Universal Health Care - NOT EXACTLY, your plan leaves us all to pay for the 15,000,000 who don't have to buy it.
39.) My uncle liberated Auschwitz concentration camp - NOT EXACTLY, your mother had no brothers and the Russan army did the liberating.

So, who EXACTLY is this Obama guy and what is he trying to sell us?! Please get to work now...not enough of your loved ones and friends know about this fraud.